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Not one, but two Menards coming to town

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Two Menards stores are slated to open in Prairie du Chien sometime in late summer of 2020. The stores will be constructed, starting in the spring next year—one in each business park on either side of the city. 

Just kidding...this "fake news" is completely false! APRIL FOOLS!!!

We have a number of fantastic local hardware and building supply stores that we encourage area residents to patronize.

We hope you didn't believe us! But the rumor that Menards is coming to town has been floating around the community for years, and we chose today, April 1, to see who we might fool. This is simply an effort to spoof our readers in fun; there's no malicious intent. Thanks for reading.

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